So, I woke up this morning, fell out of the top bunk, and was pulling on a pair of jeans when my crazy Asian roommate explodes out of the bathroom. He began screaming obscenities and rambling about the hot water being shut off. No big deal, he's always yelling about something. This time, however, he was soaking wet and wearing nothing but a towel. *sigh* He then ran out into the hall, continuing to scream and holler. Then, this nutbag took went down eight stories to the lobby and complained to the security guard. Of course, the poor woman couldn't do anything about that. So, then he ran across campus to the bookstore(why? I have no bloody idea), found out that the lower floor is flooded, there will be no hot water till Monday. He came back up, still hollering.

"Why don't you just put on some clothes?" I say this because the kid is shivering like an epileptic. His reply?

"I can't, I'm still dirty"

I fear for my life.