Here's a technique to make yourself feel popular. If your are like me, and no one ever talks to you on IM, I've developed a little 'trick' to fool myself into thinking that people like me.

Step 1.
Send an IM to someone which prompts an answer, such as 'Any big plans for today?' Or 'I love you.'

Step 2.
Immediately close the window.

Step 3.
Wait

Step 4.
Keep waiting

Step 5.
Forget that you sent the message.

Step 6.
Rejoice when a new window pops up.

Yay, you're popular! People want to talk to you!


I hate myself.