So, I was just sitting here, thinking about girls.

Of course.

Furthermore, I was thinking about girls with tattoos and piercings. If done right, they can be all kinds of hot. So, for all those hot chicas who want me(but can't have me. Suckers), I've created this list.

Piercings
1. Tongue-I really don't think that I need to explain further.
2. The top part of the ear-Yeah, some people think it's goofy, but if I see multiple piercings on the top part of a girl's ear, I'll definitely take notice. Especially if there is something clever, like a bar connecting them.
3. The lip-Just one, off to the side. It's wonderful.
4. The navel-Yes, quite possibly my favorite place to see a piercing. The mere sight has the potential to cause me to go weak.
5. The eyebrow-If done right, this can be really sexy. But usually, I'm not a fan.

Tattoos
1. The neck-Words cannot describe how much I love this particular placement of a tattoo. All time favorite.
2. The ankle-I don't know why, but I'm a big fan.
3. The small of the back-Come on, need I say more?
4. The hand-Although very rarely seen, I really dig it.
5. Right above the. . zzzzzz-I've got nothing.


So, that's my list for now.