I'm dizzy.

I feel like I should be doing some gaming right now. But I'm not. This disturbs me. Perhaps I should just load up some Postal 2 and get to the gaming. But I don't want to play bloody Postal 2. Is this wrong? Is something wrong with me? *sigh* What I do want to play is Medal of Honor. But my copy is in storage, so obviously I can't play it. I have a terrible hankering for the Omaha Landing.

Maybe I should play some ROMs. . .

Yeah, that sounds good. Rommage.

Why won't the bloody thing just friggin' work. I just want to do some gaming, is that so hard?

Now I bloody need a program that will convert a .bin and .cue to a workable .iso. Gar! I should ask Supa, he'd probably know.

This bloody stupid mouse is about to recieve me a couple bullets, courtesy of me and my frustration gun. First off, apparently the wiring connecting the device to the tower is coming loose. This has the effect of causing the stupid mouse to scroll up and down constantly. Lemme tell you, that's wonderful. Especially when I'm about to paste some sucker, shotgun style. My evil mouse kicks in and I switch a knife. The end result?

*swish swish, stab stab*

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!*

*the sound of my body hitting the ground and blood gushing out of my chest, legs, arms, face, neck, and left foot*

*sigh*

Yeah, that sounds bad, I know. Well, bad to a gamer. Not to normal people. But I'm not normal. I'm a bloody gamer. Get over it.

Now, on top of that, the left mouse button isn't working as it should. It's taking on average three, four savagely hard clicks to get it to respond. Needless to say, double-clicking is a pain. Now, when ever I line up some poor sucker to get a bullet in his forehead this is the result:

*. . . . . .*

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!*

I need a new mouse.

And I have all three games working. Get some.

Sometimes you're faced with a fork in the road, as they say. Sometimes you can take one of two paths. You go down either of the paths and the way behind you is shut. It's like a door shutting behind you. You are forever committed to that lonely road.


What if you took the wrong one? Is there anything that can be done?

Sometimes you are faced with a fork in the road. Sometimes you take the wrong path. What can you do?

You carve your own bloody path. You realize that your life isn't merely a series of preset choices and clearly defined options. You realize that you can completely leave the nominal paths and make what you want of life. You smile, you crack your nuckles, and you don't despair. Because there's always someone who cares.

The free peoples of Middle-Earth need not worry any longer. The tyranny of Sauron as been utterly destroyed, through the might of Aragorn's blade, the skill of Legolas' bow, and the power of Gandalf's staff. Though the struggle was long and savage we prevailed. Though the might of the entire Orcish horde was massed against us, we were victorious. No orc was left standing, no troll was left breathing. Sauron has been defeated.

Middle-Earth is free.
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100% in suckhead class
96.5% on my program
98% on my film.
99% on my film quiz and 100% on my paper.

It seems I have a job at Blockbuster now. Rock out.