So, the first stage of my quest has met with failure. I tried to play through Enter the Matrix-which as everyone knows, I hate- to see if mayhaps I was mistaken the first time I played it.

I was right the first time. The game is still bloody awful. It's been a long time since I've played a game that had so much potential, but was so bad.

This does not portend well for the rest of my mission. I think my next plan is to watch The Animatrix. Maybe that will be good.

Sigh