1001 question survey
The Basics
1.) Your name: Kyle
2.) Nicknames:Da Mares, Narzack, a few others
3.) Do you like these nicknames?: Indeed
4.) Location: Bloody Pittsburgh
5.) Age: 21
6.) Birthday: 04/21/83
7.) Zodiac sign: Taurus
8.) Parents names: Paul and Vicki
9.) Siblings?: Cripes, I’ve got a bunch. Keith, Cori, Candice, by blood. Aaron, Dave, Thomas and Pamela by marriage. And let’s not forget my big brother Bill.
10.) Pets: Yes, blast it. I’m convinced that Coco is still trying to find me
11.)Number of rooms in your house: Two bedrooms, a bathroom, a kitchen and a living room
12.) Religion: Evangelical Free, I suppose
13.) If so-practicing?: Practice makes perfect, and I’m far from perfect.
14.) Male or Female?: Male
15.) Is your family close?: Yes, we’ve become closer since Dad died.

What are your favorite…
16.) Foods: Burgers, Lo Mein, Chicken Salard
17.) TV shows: Monk. . .I guess that’s about the only show that I really really like.
18.) Movies: Star Wars, naturally, Night of the Living Dead Trilogy, Evil Dead Trilogy, Blade, LotR, Hong Kong flicks. The usual nerd movies, I guess.
19.) Actors: Eh, Jackie Chan, Will Ferrel, The Walken
20.) Actresses: Cripes, Jaymee Ong, Jessica Biel is pretty hot, Gina, Julie(does she count?)
21.) Books: LotR, Leviathan, The Oath, those nutty Baxter books
22.) Artists: Ehm, I’m not much of an art lover, I guess, but I do enjoy Escher and Dali.
23.) Types of Music: Hardcore/Metal, Instrumental, Trance
24.) Video Games: Postal 2, Mario Party 5, Final Fantasy VII
25.) Computer Games: Isn’t that the same as above??? Doom and Quake, then.
26.) Outfits: Whatever. If it fits.
27.) Stores: I like Waldenbooks, I like Victors.
28.) Sports: I used to play baseball and football, but I sucked.
29.) Colors: Red, Black.
30.) Numbers: 4, 1134
31.) Websites: http://www.jaymee.org
32.) Cartoons: GI Joe, Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Sealab, Aquateen, Family Guy, Futurama, the old Batman cartoon
33.) TV Channels: G4, Sci Fi
34.) Made For TV Movies: Does Band of Brothers count?
35.) Comedians: Denis Leary. Who else is there?
36.) Comediennes: That redhead Aussie was funny.
37.) Hair products: Not my style
38.) Makeup Products: Once again not my style, although I’ve always thought Nikki’s was great
39.) Kind of Pens: As long as it works
40.) Kind of Shows: I dig good sci fi, and shows that deal with paranormal, like I said, I’m a nerd.
41.) Pieces of Jewelry: I like that necklace my sister got me.
42.) Kinds of Soap: I suppose Old Spice
43.) Kinds of Shampoo: Whatever works.
44.) Game Systems: Dang, I love them all. I guess, though, I do have the most fond memories of the N64.
45.) CD’s: Darkest Days, All Washed Up, Silence
47.) Past times: The last two years of my life, some high school memories, plays and whatnot. I really have good memories of the senior class play at Mercer. But so many of my best memories are from the last two years.
48.) Things to do on the weekend: nowadays, sleep and games.
49.) Magazines: PC Gamer
50.) Animals: . . .tiger. . .

Clothing
51.) Favorite Brand of Clothing?: Don’t care
52.) Favorite sweatpants: I only have one pair, and it’s my Pitt pants
53.) What is your everyday outfit?: Jeans and a t-shirt
54.) Do you wear a uniform to school?: No I do not.
55.) Do you like it?: I wouldn’t really mind.
56.) What is your favorite clothing store?: Cripes, this section is going to suck
57.) Do you try to dress like other people?: I’ve thought about it
58.) Do you consider yourself to be trendy?: I don’t think I’m anti trendy, at least not anymore. I just want to wear what I want.
59.) What kind of shoes do you wear?: The shoes I have now suck. They’re all worn out and torn.
60.) Do you like funky shoelaces?: Wouldn’t mind them.
61.) Do you wear hats?: I have my Batman hats. My normal one, and my dress hat.
62.) Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: Nah
63.) If so, what?: Sometimes I wear my necklace
64.) Do you wear belts?: Yeah, now that I’ve found it.
65.) Do you wear skirts?: Don’t tell anyone!
66.) Do you wear revealing clothing? I’ve been known to wear a sexy little number from time to time
67.) Do you like the Eskimo look?: That being?
68.) Do you wear big pimpin coats?: I don’t need a coat to be pimpin.
69.) Do you carry a purse or bag?: Nah
70.) If so, what is it like?: full of ammo

School
71.) What are your grades like?: Well, I rocked in my film classes. . . .
72.) Do you wish you could change your performance in school?: Hell, I just want to be back IN school
73.) Are you failing anything?: Nah
74.) Do you take a language?: I did
75.) If so which language?: I was a Spanish speaking machine
76.) Who is your favorite teacher?: Oh, Miss Grundy[Mrs. Van Til]
77.) Do you decorate your locker?: Actually, I don’t think I ever did.
78.) Do you decorate your bookbag?: Once again no
79.) If so, with what?: blood.
80.) Do you draw on yourself in school?: I used to get bored and write on myself
81.) Do you doodle all over your notebooks?: Holy smokes, my doodles took up more space that my notes. No wonder I suck at school.
82.) Do you take art?: I would like too, but I would feel like a poser sucker, because I’m not so good
83.) Do you walk to school or are you driven?: I’ve walked everyday since high school
84.) Do you like school?: Yes, I miss it
85.) How big is your school?: I’m not good with numbers. . . I dunno. . .80?
86.) Do a lot of your friends go to your school?: I’ve made a few friends.
87.) Do you wish you could change schools?: I’ll never finish
88.) Are you on the Honor/Merit roll?: No, I suck
89.) Do you participate in school plays?: I tried, but I was so bloody devastated from GC that I don’t anymore.
90.) Are you in any clubs/which ones?: I used to be in the Order of Saint George.

Your Room
91.) What color is your room?: Currently off white
92.) Is it messy or clean?: Just cleaned it yesterday, score!
93.) What are on your bedsheets?: nothing
94.) Do you have posters on your wall?: I’ve got my Tomb Raider, Duel of the Sith, and Dawn of the Dead posters up.
95.) If so, of what?: Eh. . . .
96.) Do you have a TV in your room?: Indeed
97.) A computer?: Of course!
98.) A radio?: Yeah
99.) An alarm clock?: I hate it
100.) A stereo?: It’s in the living room
101.) What is under your bed?: My PC games, a couple posters and the sword Lisa gave me.
102.) Do you have a big closet?: Not really, I share it with Cheese
103.) Do you write on your walls?: Nope, but I in the old apartment, Nikki and I put up a bunch of stars, that was awesome.
104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: No
105.) If so, what design?: Skulls
106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: No
107.) If so, of what?: Boobies
108.) Do you decorate your door?: I like to
109.) With what?: The old dorm had a bunch of naked girls. This one was a picture of Jaymee and a map of Middle Earth
110.) What color is your carpet?: light tan?

Music
111.) What are you favorite bands?: Stabbing Westward, Fold Zandura, Bush, Offspring
112.) Do you own a lot of CD’s?: Not really
113.) How many exactly?: I think about 20
114.) Do you download music?: Yeah
115.) What are your favorite songs?: I like that piece from Requiem, The Thing I Hate, Pitiful, Duel of the Fates, Saturn
116.) Do you listen to the radio?: When I’m cooking or washing the dishes.
117.) Do you like loud music? For the most part.
118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: Yes
119.) Do you like rap?: I like some of the older stuff
120.) Do you like country?: Hayelz no

TV
121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: I don’t really watch much TV, but like I said before, Monk rocks.
122.) Are you a couch potato?: Despite the lack of a couch, I guess so.
123.) Do you watch the news?: I read the news
124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: Not at all, other than angered
125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: Tony Shaloub
126.) Do you watch late night TV?: It’s all late night to me
127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: No
128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: I like a few
129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: I would if I got it
130.) What is your take on commercials?: I hate most commercials, unless they are by some stroke of luck awesome. Like that one Nikki and I saw, once and only once, where the guys put noisemakers in their nose.
131.) How big is your TV?: I think it’s like 13 inch
132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: manually sounds like a lot of work
133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: Games and movies, sometimes
134.) Do you like dramas?: As long as they rule
135.) Do you like comedies?: If it is in fact funny.
136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: I can live with it
137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: I want a Dharma!
138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: I watched Kickboxing when I was at Mom’s house
139.) Do you watch music videos?: The rock videos
140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80’s even if you weren’t living in the 80’s?: It’s alright, I like to watch it with Nikki.

Morals/Beliefs
141.) Religion?: Christian
142.) Do you go to church regularly?: Most ashamedly, no
142.) Pro-life?: Yes
143.) Pro-choice?: Who’s the one with the choice here?
144.) Are you a virgin?: No
145.) Do you believe in God? Yes
146.) Jesus?: yes
147.) Allah?: Ah, that’s a difficult question. Allah as in God separate from Christ? No
148.) Buddha?: I believe he did exist.
149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: No, but I have a little Jesus plaque underneath my monitor
150.) Do you believe in ‘the true meaning of Christmas’?: I think that it gets shuffled around. I don’t think that anyone really knows the true meaning anymore

Friends
151.) Who are your best friends?: Cheese and Nikki
152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: Not really.
153.) Who is your funniest friend?: Jarvis
154.) Craziest?: Bryan, a kid I used to work with was a pretty wild fellow.
155.) Weirdest?: Cheese
156.) Prettiest: Nikki.
157.) Fanciest?: Eh, I’m not sure
158.) Sportiest?: Canteen Boy is a soccer maniac
159.) Girliest? I guess Nikki is, being pretty much my only female friend
160.) Mellowest?: Matt Snyder from Lakeview
161.) Stupidest?: hrm, I’m pretty foolish, myself
162.) Smartest?: Caleb is bloody smart
163.) Thugest?: Roy Kim. He’s a thug4life
164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?:I suppose
165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: I don’t believe so
166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: I don’t think parents like me
167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: Yes, that is true.
168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: indeed
169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: Well, I do trust their opinions
170.) Are you preppy? Completely. And by completely, I mean no.
171.) Do you make new friends easily?: Not at all
172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: I think so
173.) Where did you meet them?: I can’t even remember
174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: No
175.) Do you sleep over at friends houses a lot?: I used to stay at Nikki’s house alot
176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends houses?: I really only go to Nikki and Cheese’s house, so yeah
177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: I think more than I initially realize, yes
178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: I’ve done it before.
179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10:. 4-6
180.) How is this survey so far?: Meh

This or That
181.) Book bag/Messenger bag: What the devil is a messenger bag?
182.) Punk/Emo: punk
183.) Rock/Rap: Rock.
184.) Jay-Z/Nas: Jay-Z
185.) Justin/Clay: Who are these chumps?
186.) Ruben/Clay: I have no opinion on these clowns.
187.) Cat/Dog: Dog. I miss Coco
188.) PS2/Xbox: I can’t choose
189.) DVDs/VHS: DVD
190.) Cds/Tapes: CD
191.) Big screen/small screen: I would love a big screen TV
192.) Movies at home/in the theater: I love going to the theater
193.) Popcorn/Candy: Candy
194.) Jacket/Coat: Jacket
195.) Real fur/Fake fur: Whichever comes with a gun
196.) sister/brother: brother
197.) Home/House: I want a home
198.) Espanol/Deutsch: Espanol
199.) Art/Computer: Computer
200.) Laptop/Desktop: I would like a laptop
201.) Pepsi/Coke: Doesn’t matter
202.) Orange/Apple: apple
203.) Phone/Computer: Clearly, I like my computer, but sometimes I want to hear a voice
204.) Email/Letters: I never get either, but I’d rather get a letter
205.) Big/Small: Let’s go with small
206.) Pizza/Ravioli: Pizza
207.) Baby/Toddler: Babies taste better
208.) 16/21: 21
209.) CSI/24: Ehm, 24 has Elisha
210.) Superman/Spiderman: Clearly, Superman
211.) Kilborn/Conan: Conan, of course
212.) Letterman/Leno: Leno, because he was in a movie with Mr. Miagi
213.) SNL/MadTV: Depends on who I’m with
214.) Flinstones/Jetsons: Jetsons, clearly
215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter: LotR, do you even have to ask
216.) Boxers/Briefs: boxers
217.) Pants/Skirts: Holy crap, skirts are hot, but I’d rather wear pants, but that’s just me
218.) Skirts/Skorts: Skirts
219.) Fork/Spoon: fork
220.) People/InTouch: People. . . ?

Are you…
221.) Gothic?: Apparently people think I am
222.) a freak?: Yeah
223.) a computer nerd?: Indeed
224.) a science freak?: Holy crap, I love science
225.) a sports fan?: no
226.) one of those people that sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniff the whole time?: No, I’m the type to. . .I dunno
227.) a class clown?: back in the day
228.) funny? Well, I’m very proud of Clique Combat
229.) serious?: I can be
230.) intellectual?: I’m getting back into it
231.) an LOTR nerd? Gee, let me think . . ..
232.) a failure?: Yes
233.) a success?: I will be
234.) a loser?: Yes
235.) popular?: No
236.) lazy?: Yes
237.) outgoing?: No
238.) shy?: Yes
239.) friendly?: I am not
240.) easily annoyed?: No. . . . Wait, yes
241.) tolerant of others views?: Not as much as I should, I’m working on it
242.) addicted to crack?: Yes
243.) addicted to any other drug?: All of them
244.) a partier?: Not my style
245.) naturally hyperactive?: Yes, indeedie
246.) wild?: I can be
247.) sporty?: Not at all
248.) smelly?: sorry. . .
249.) an insomniac?: I can’t sleep anymore, and it’s all I want to do
250.) a procrastinator?: I’ll answer that one later
251.) a criminal?: I am a ladykiller. . .
252.) a crackpot?: Undoubtedly
253.) a bookworm?: yes, not Cheese style, but yes
254.) hairy?: I do have a goat
255.) good at playing basketball?: As anyone who knows me can attest to, I suck
256.) in high school?: no
257.) in prison?: of the mind
258.) from mars?: I think so
259.) straight?: Yes
260.) gay?: Nah

Random Questions
261.) Do you like frosted flakes?: Yes I do
262.) Are you easily mistaken as being someone of the opposite sex?: No!
263.) Do you like nuns?: Nuns are cool
264.) Is this survey getting on your nerves?: Nah.
265.) Do you use correct English?: I do
266.) Hablar Espanol?: Si.
267.) Spien Deutsch?: Hayelz no
268.) Speak English?: From time to time
269.) Do you know what an aphrodisiac is?: Yes, I do. I’m a stud like that.
270.) Do you know what Draculas first name is?: Steven
271.) Do you like Russian names?: Xenia is hawt.
272.) Like Vlad?: He’s what I like to call a stakeholster
273.) Homer?: The Oddesey was cool
274.) Are you a busy body?: Guess not
275.) Do you like to glue quarters to the floor and see how many people try and pick them up and proceed to fail?: I prefer grenades
276.) Do you like to go mini golfing dressed as old men?: Nah
277.) Do you like to roller skate?: Back in the day
278.) Who do you wish was president?:Myself
279.) What do you think of Pres. Bush? Too much hatin’ going on
280.) Do you play Roller Coaster Tycoon?: Yes I do
281.) Are you insecure?: Lately, yes, very.
282.) Are you influenced by ancient Greek culture?: I do walk around in togas
283.) Roman culture?: I do gladiate(I wish that was a word)
284.) What kind of architecture do you like?: hrm
285.) What style architecture is your house?: I think it’s early 20th Century, of the Bad style
286.) Do you like to shop in big cities?: I get nervous.
287.) Do you like to clean your room? Sometimes
288.) Do you hate when people sit in the back of the room during an exam and cough and sniffle the whole time to break you concentration?: They don’t live that long
289.) Do you think that clocks are dumb?: Not with our present society
290.) Does anybody really know what time it is? I know when it’s time to eat. . .
291.) Does anybody really care?: When I’m hungry
292.) Who sings that song?: Chicago
293.) Do you like Chicago?: I don’t really like classic rock
294.) Does Nevada have a football team?:I don’t give a tuna
295.) What did you get on the last big test you took?: 98% on my film
296.) Do you pace in circles when you get nervous?: I think that I shoot alot
297.) Do you play with dolls?: GI Joes are the shizzit
298.) Do you like Star Trek?: No
299.) Whats 2+9+9?: 42
300.) Do you like filling out these surveys?: From time to time

Money
301.) Do you have a job?: Indeed
302.) What do you do?: Blockbuster style
303.) Does you boss like you?: I don’t care
304.) How much do you get paid?: Not minimum wage, as I just got a raise
305.) Do you have your own bank account?: Yes
306.) Do you have a credit card?: I have a check card.
307.) a checkbook?: Yeah, it’s for various bills
308.) Are you a big spender?: Only on stuff that doesn’t matter
309.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Not really
310.) In an average week, how much money do you spend?: $10-15
311.) Do you know how much a peso would be worth in the United States today?: A taco
312.) How about a Franc?: A punch in the face
313.) Do you really care?: Yes.
314.) Do you like your job if you have one?: It’s alright
315.) If you don’t have one, do you wish you had one?: I need more money
316.) Do you wish you had more money?: Yes
317.) Why?: Bloody bills
318.) Would you rather be filthy rich with no friends or dirt poor with tons of friends and a dog?: My friends better take care of me, then
319.) Do you have a cool wallet?: no
320.) What is the largest amount of money you ever had in your possession at one time?: I think I once had about $600

Right Now
321.) What are you wearing?: sweatpants and a blue shirt
322.) What are you listening to? Superstring(bloody coincidence)
323.) Who are you talking to?: Cheese.
324.) What are you doing other than filling out this survey?: Nothing, sucker
325.) How is your hair?: too long
326.) Do you have anything on your feet?: no
327.) Are you cold or warm?: my feet are cold
328.) Do you have any jewelry on?: no
329.) Do you have any makeup on?: No
330.) Name 4 things laying around your desk: Nikki’s picture frame and bottle, a picture of Mom and Dad, and my Bible
331.) Pick up a book laying near you and type a random sentence from a random page: ‘And finally, a fifth possible means of connecting string theory to observations involves the cosmological constant-remember,a s discussed in Chapter 3, this is the modification Einstein temporarily impose on his original equations of general relativity to ensure a static universe’-That’s from The Elegant Universe, one of the most exciting books I’ve ever read
332.) Open a cabinet near you and describe whats in it: PC Gamers
333.) What time is it?: 1:08AM
334.) Should you be doing something else now?: I could be sleeping
335.) Why aren’t you doing it?: I can’t anyway.
336.) Is your room a mess now??: Nope
337.) Is your mom nagging at you to clean it?: No
338.) What are any people around you doing?: Just Cheese
339.) Who are you thinking about right now?: Dad
340.) Are you doing anything illegal?: Well, no

Looks
341.) How much time do you spend on your appearance in the morning?: Let’s see.. . . none
342.) Do you wear makeup regularly?: No
343.) If so, what?: blood
344.) Are your looks important to you?: I don’t know anymore
345.) Do you want to change the way you look?: sometimes
346.) What would you change?: I don’t think I’m really ashamed of any one thing. I wish my hair didn’t grow so fast
347.) How do you usually wear your hair?: on my head
348.) Do you dye your hair?: I bleached it once
349.) Do you straighten you hair?: Nope
350.) What color is your hair naturally?: Brown
351.) What is your eye color?: brown
352.) Do you wear colored contacts?: No, but I should
353.) Do you look like your parents?: No
354.) Is that good or bad?: I’m convinced I’m adopted
355.) Do you turn strange colors sometimes?: Reeder swears that one time my eyes went red
356.) Why?: I was enraged
357.) Do you have any piercings?: No
358.) Any tattoos?: Been thinking about it for a while
359.) Ever gotten a makeover?: Nah
360.) Do you experiment a lot with new looks?: Not really

Travel
361.) Have you ever been out of the country?: Just to Canadia
362.) Out of your state?: I haven’t been to my state in over a decade
363.) Out of your city?: ..Yes
364.) Do you go on a vacation every year?: Nah
365.) If so, to where and for how long?: I’ve got to NC a couple times
366.) Have you ever ridden in a plane?: Yeah
367.) In a boat?: A ferry
368.) Do you visit relatives that live far away from you at all?: Dad and I went to San Diego a few years ago
369.) ON average, every week how many miles do you travel?: I usually walk about 5 miles
370.) Do you drive?: I miss my car

Cars
371.) Favorite car?: Veronica
372.) Color for that car?: Red
373.) Do you have your liscense?: Yeah
374.) Permit?: No
375.) Do you like fast cars?: I hate cars

Sleep
376.) How long so you sleep each night on average?: About 7-8
377.) Is this enough?: No
378.) Do you dream every night?: Unfortunately
379.) Describe a weird dream you had: I had a kid. . .
380.) Do you sleep in awkward positions?: Sometimes.
381.) Do you sleep in school?: A couple times
382.) If so, do you wake up with different patterns all over your face from whatever you were laying on?: Chya
383.) What position do you usually wake up in?: borken
389.) Does your alarm clock wake you up?: Damn that alarm
390.) What kind of alarm clock do you have?: Tan

Going Out
391.) How often do you go to parties?: No, I don’t
392.) Are you a crazy party hopper?: No
393.) Do you like wild parties with lots of people?: I’m trying to fight my antisocial behavoir
394.) Are you a social butterfly?: No
395.) Do you go clubbing?: I should
396.) Ever been drunk?: I have
397.) Ever get kicked out of a party?: Nope
398.) For what?: staking
399.) Do you throw a lot of parties?: nope
400.) Do you go to the mall a lot?: Nah
401.) Do you go with a lot of friends?: I don’t have many friends
402.) Do you like going to arcades?: Chya!
403.) Is DDR a cool game?: I hate it
404.) What about those racing games?: I don’t really like arcade games
405.) How many parties have you been to in the last 3 months?: One, maybe two
406.) How many formal dances have you been to in the last year or so?: I went to Nikki’s Prom
407.) Do you dress up when you go out?: I wear what I want
408.) Do you go to see a lot of movies on the weekend?: Not like I used to
409.) Who has the best parties?: Mario

Dating and Stuff
410.) Are you involved romantically with anyone right now?: Whoa
411.) Who is it?: Boo
412.) Do you wish you were with someone right now?: Yes
413.) Do you have a secret crush?: It’s not a secret
414.) Who?: *sigh*
415.) Do they know?: Yes
416.) How many people have you dated in the past year?: Two
417.) Kissed?: TWo
418.) Do you know what 143 means?: Nope
419.) How many people have you said “I love you” to?: One
420.) Did you mean it?: With all my being
421.) If you didn’t mean in, why did you bother saying it?: Meh
422.) Do you say I Love You to your friends all the time?: No
423.) Where do you go out on dates?: It’s been too long
424.) Whats the most fun date you ever had?: I’ve had fun with her almost every day I saw her
425.) If you break up with someone do you cry your heart out while listening to gay breakup songs? It’s never been my choice.

Who Would Win In a Fight?
426.) Britney or Christina: Christina
427.) Justin or JC: bah
428.) Frodo or Sam: Sam’s just way harder
429.) B2K or Nsync: bah
430.) Cartman or Bart Simpson: Bart
431.) Dracula or Frankenstein: I hop Frankenstein would break that bastard in half
432.) Triumph or Simon Cowell: Triumph
433.) Conan or Jay: Clearly, Conan
434.) Rosie O’Donnell or Boy George: Ew
435.) Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson: Carmen Electra, sooooo hot
436.) Tommy Lee or the guy whos married to Carmen Electra right now: They should both kill each other
437.) Bill O’Reilly or Chris Matthews: ‘That’s some frickin’ hardball’

Inspiration
438.) Who are your heroes?: Batman, Blade
439.) Why do you look up to them?: They are the greatese
440.) Do you wish you could be just like them?: Yes I do
441.) State the most inspiring quote you know: ‘You have plenty of blank pages left’-Jon Byers
442.) Do your parents inspire you?: More than she knows
443.) Do any of your friends inspire you?: Indeed

More Random Questions
444.) Are nutri-grain bars good or bad?: If they taste good, I don’t mind
445.) Do you eat a lot of donuts?: Not really, though I do enjoy them
446.) What kind?: I dig glazed
447.) Do you like chocolate?: Yeah, sure
448.) Has your uncle ever gone to jail for unpaid parking tickets?: I don’t think so
449.) Do you see dancing giraffes and living gnomes in your sleep?: Nah
450.) Do you like headphones that go in your ears or stay out?: If it sounds good, I don’t like it
451.) Do you like mini blinds?: the devil are mini blinds?
452.) Have you ever broken your mini blinds with a hanger?: Nope
453.) Have you ever gotten into a violent fit of rage and tried to murder someone?: Just myself
454.) How is this survey so far?: stupid question
455.) Do you like the movie ‘Fantasia’?: I’ve never seen it in its entirety

What’s Your Take On…
456.) Life: I’ll get it figured out
457.) The world: Overrated
458.) President Bush: He’s no better or worse than any other president
459.) Ahhhhnold: He’s well qualified, he’s a smart man
460.) Gary Coleman running for governor: I’d vote for him
461.) Howard Stern: He’s fairly arrogant. And I hate Robyn
462.) The war in Iraq: We’re just in over our heads
463.) the economy: Not my area of study
464.) jay-z retiring: I don’t care.
465.) school: I want to go back
466.) going to college: As I said, I want to go back
467.) marriage: Eventually
468.) football: It happens
469.) baseball: I suck at it
470.) people cutting themselves for pleasure: Happiness in small doses

Do You…
471.) Pick your nose?: If I have to
472.) Untie your shoe laces everytime you take your shoes off?: nope
473.) Fart a lot?: Haha
474.) Burp a lot?: It happens
475.) Do stupid things in public?: Yeah
476.) Terrorize innocent people on golf courses?: No
477.) Have random hallucinations?: I think so
478.) Wear shirts with quotes on them?: Nope
479.) Wear patches and/or pins on your clothing?: no
480.) Wear leg warmers?: no
481.) Sing in the shower?: yep
482.) Play any card game?: Yeah
483.) Sleep with a teddy bear?: No
484.) Take your pet for a walk?: no
485.) Have a snake?: Nope
486.) Have webbed feet?: no.
487.) Wear colorful socks?: not really
488.) Have a life?: Slowly slipping
489.) Drink coffee?: Don’t like it
490.) Drink tea?: yeah

Internet
491.) What are your screen names?: If you’re reading this, you know
493.) Do you have a website?: LXG
494.) Do you have a live journal or dead journal?: LiveJournal
495.) Do you ever get off the computer?: When I go to work
496.) What are your favorite websites?: This is getting repetitive. . . .
497.) What are your favorite online stores?: I don’t really do any online shopping
498.) Do you buy a lot of stuff online?: Nah
499.) If so, what?: Whores
500.) Whats the last thing you bought online?: Books, I think
501.)Do you have a lot of online friends?: *sigh*
502.) Have you ever met any of them in person?: I don’t believe so
503.) Whos the best person to talk to online?: I talk myself.
504.) Do you ever catch yourself using computer language outloud? Not my style.
505.) Do you use AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, MSN……?: AIM
506.) Whats your desktop background?: A picture of a dam that has been breached and a torrent of water is gushing out
507.) Whats your AIM icon?: Blade
508.) How many hours do you spend online in a week on average?: Most of them.
509.) Do you have a webcam or a mic?: Neither
510.) If your computer shut down for a week, would you die?: I would miss her

Presents
511.) Whats the best present you’ve ever received?: Nikki bought me a new copy of War of the Worlds. ..that was just. . .awesome
512.) Whats the worst present you’ve ever received?: A punch to the neck
513.) Do you think its better to give than to receive?: I like to make someone happy, it actually feels good.
514.) Do you feel guilty when people get you a great present, but you didn’t get them one?: Yes, definitely.
515.) Do you make up a lie to cover it up?: Nah

More Favorites
516.) Favorite radio station: Don’t really have one
517.) Favorite day of the week: Friday night
518.) Favorite fruit: honey dew
519.) Favorite vegetable: Mashed potatoes all the way
520.) Favorite lunch meat: Steak
521.) Favorite candy bar: I like snickers
522.) Favorite nail polish: Blue
523.) Favorite chair: Eh, don’t have one
524.) Favorite early morning show: Meh
525.) Favorite morning talk show host: Meh
526.) Favorite writing paper: Eh?
527.) Favorite section of the newspaper: Comics
528.) Favorite sibling (if you have any): . . . . .
529.) Favorite distant relative: ? I’m sure I’m related to Blade somehow
530.) Favorite dessert: Cheesecake
531.) Favorite weather: Warm
532.) Favorite season: Summer
533.) Favorite shoe brand: meh
534.) Favorite lunch: chicken salad
535.) Favorite breakfast: sausage gravy and biscuits
536.) Favorite author: Usually, its Frank Peretti, but right now I can’t get enough of Stephen Baxter
537.) Favorite place to see concerts: Meh
538.) Favorite band to see live: Fold Zanura was awesome
539.) Favorite survey you’ve ever gotten: I don’t do that many.

More This or That
540.) Nike/Adidas: Meh
541.) Alone/With friends: sometimes alone, sometimes with a friend
542.) Work/Have off: work sucks
543.) Pomegranate/Perssimon: pomegranate
544.) Raspberry/Blueberry: Eh, blueberry
545.) Cheech and Chong/Abbot and Costello: Abbot and Costello
546.) Acid/Shrooms: Not my style
547.) Who/The Who: meh
548.) Older/Newer: meh
549.) Regular pretzel/Pretzel log: Regular pretzel
550.) Have sex/Make love: whoa

Have you ever…
551.) Used a swear word the wrong way and made it sound completely stupid?: Probably
552.) Skipped school?: yeah
553.) Done drugs?: Nah
554.) Been drunk?: yep
555.) Been so drunk you couldn’t remember your own name?: Not quite
556.) Had to look after someone who was on drugs?: yep
557.) Gone insane?: Yes
558.) Been in the hospital over night?: yep
559.) Been in a car accident?: Indeed
560.) A bike accident?: A million.
561.) Broken a bone?: yes
562.) Sprained a wrist or an ankle?: both
563.) Been online for more than 8 hours at one shot?: often
564.) Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: *sigh*
565.) Watched TV for more than 11 hours straight?: Nah
566.) More than 12 hours?: Nah
567.) How about 5 hours?: Maybe
568.) Slipped in public and had everyone laugh at you?: One time I fell down the stairs and ran into an upperclassman girl. . .that sucked
569.) Passed out from hunger?: Nope
570.) Been to a LAN party?: Thrown a few

Other Stuff
571.) Do you like going to basketball games?: No
572.) How about swim meets?: No
573.) Tennis matches?: No
574.) Do you like Family Feud?:No
575.) The ones with Richard?: No
576.) How about Match Game?: No
577.) Do you watch Game Show Network regularly?: No
578.) Do you believe in dream catchers?: nope
579.) Do transvestites appeal to you?: nope
580.) Have you ever been to New York City?: No
581.) Do you wish you could live somewhere else?: Yes. This isn’t my final destination
582.) Do you dress in different ways to look like other people?: Naw.
583.) Yes or No: Christina Aguilera has talent: I guess
584.) Do you like TiVo?: Meh
585.) Do you have a TiVo?: No
586.) VCR’s or DVD players?: DVD
587.) Are you an animal rights activist?: Fook em
588.) A vegan?: no
589.) Vegetarian?: no
590.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: Director, writer

Do you know…
591.) Who won the Super Bowl last year?: Eh. .no
592.) Two years ago?: Forget that
593.) Who hosted Family Feud after Richard?: Nah
594.) The author of “Frankenstein”?: Mary Shelly
595.) Who the Canadian Prime Minister is?: Aren’t there only like four people in Canadia?
596.) The Queen of England?: Eh, Elizabeth?
597.) Prime Minister of Britain?: Blair
598.) Espanol?: Yes
599.) Deutsch?: no
600.) Japanese?: some
601.) François?: No
602.) Chinese?: some
603.) Portuguese?: no
604.) (If you don’t, do you wish you knew any of these languages?): Yeah
605.) The capital of Switzerland?: no
606.) The capital of the US?: Washington DC
607.) All of the Canadian provinces?: a couple
608.) The two most commonly used languages in the world?: l33t and English
609.) How to fly a kite?: Not very well
610.) How to surf?: Nope
611.) Skateboard?: nope.
612.) How about rollerblade?: sorta
613.) What year the Korean war started?: Cripes. . .’54?.

Emotions
614.) What is the one thing in the world that makes you teary eyed?: beautiful tragedy
615.) Happy eyed?: So many things
616.) What song always makes you sad?: I Can Only Imagine
617.) Happy?: *sigh*
618.) Which person always makes you really happy?: *Sigh*
619.) Really depressed?: Dad
620.) Are you a really emotional person?: I try not to be
621.) Are you a naturally depressed person?: Mayhaps
622.) A naturally happy person?: I don’t think so
623.) How long does it take you to overcome a bad emotion?: It can take along time
624.) What do you do?: Survive, I guess
625.) What song do you think was written about your life?: Promise-Spoken

The Last Person To…
626.) Who was the last person to hug you?: Nikki
627.) Talk to you?: Cheese
628.) IM you?: Matt
629.) Touch you physically?: I honestly think it was Nikki. I don’t often come in physical contact with people. Now that I think about it, I really don’t let anyone touch me other than her
630.) Touch you emotionally?: Nikki
631.) Hurt you?: Nikki
632.) Make you feel gooooood?: Nikki
633.) Scold you?: Mom
634.) Praise you?: I think that was Mom, too.
635.) Say “Hello” to you?: Cheese

Weaknesses
636.) Are you secure with yourself?: It’s an ongoing struggle
637.) What do other people think of you?: It doesn’t matter.
638.) What kind of person do you see yourself as?: angry
639.) What is your one maaaaajjoooorrrr weakness?: discouragement
640.) Do you consider yourself to be a strong person?: I try
641.) A weak person?: Unfortunately
642.) Are you stressed out?: Right now, yes
643.) If someone insults you, can you just brush it off or move on?: Yeah, I get insulted all the time
644.) Do you hold grudges against others that insult you?: Not really
645.) If you are sitting in class and you say something really dumb or do something really stupid and everyone starts laughing at you, can you brush it off easily?: Yeah

Three Things
646.) 3 things you can do
1. Write
2. Direct
3. Game

647.) 3 of your best friends
1. Nikki
2. Cheese
3. Matt

648.) 3 things you wish you could do
1. Dance
2. Sing
3. Fly

649.) 3 shows you watch all the time
1. Monk
2. South Park
3. That 70’s Show, because Cheese is always watching it


650.) 3 shows you watched when you were little
1. Zoobali Zoo
2. GI Joe
3. Transformers

651.) 3 things youre addicted to
1. Writing
2. Reading
3. Gaming

652.) 3 people you care about
1. Nikki
2. Cheese
3. Matt

653.) 3 things you cant live without
(Barring the obvious things like food, water, oxygen, and all that shit...)
1. A pencil and paper
2. someone to keep me from falling
3. Hope

654.) 3 things you wish you could change about yourself
1. My anger
2. My distrust
3. My hate

655.) 3 of your strong points
1. I have a high tolerance for physical pain
2. I have good memory
3. I unno

656.) 3 of your favorite boys names
1. Kyle
2. Blade
3. Soloman

657.) 3 of your favorite girls names
1. Kris
2. Grace
3. Mara

658.) 3 people of the opposite sex (Just any three people?)
1. Julia
2. Deeb
3. Mal

659.) 3 things everyone should listen to
1. Me
2. Darkest Days
3. Dad’s Funeral

660.) 3 things no one should listen to
1. MTV
2. Celebrities
3. Me

661.) 3 things you say all the time
1. Eh
2. Fair Enough
3. Bloody

662.) 3 words to describe your look
1. Dark
2.
3.

663.) 3 words to describe your personality
1. Aggressive
2. 100%
3. Angry

664.) 3 things you want to do before you die
1. Direct
2. Write my novel
3. Be happy

665.) 3 things on your desk
1. Nikki’s frame
2. Nikki’s Bottle
3. Dawn of the Dead

666.) 3 things you hate
1. Pitt Students
2. Jennifer Lopez on Inside the Actor’s Studio
3. myself

667.) 3 things you love
1. my computer
2. my books
3. Mom

668.) 3 things that scare you
1. Alice in Wonderland
2. The white faces
3. Eternity

669.) 3 people who make you chuckle
1. Cheese
2. Julia
3. Nikki

670.) 3 people who are so very cool
1. Eh
2. Meh
3. What is cool?

MORE Random Stuff
671.) Name all the Teletubbies in order right now no thinking: no
672.) Do you like to blurt out random sayings in a conversation for no reason?: no
673.) Do you talk Simmish?: no
674.) Oday ouyhay peaksay igpay atinlay?: nah
675.) Isn’t pig latin the best?: not really
676.) Do you have a distinct smell?: I guess
677.) Do you know anyone who has a distinct smell that you wish you could bottle and make a perfume or something?: meh
678.) Have you ever read Gone With the Wind?: No
679.) Did you ever have a crazy eighth grade teacher?: Nah
680.) Are you in an asylum?: nope
681.) College?: yep.
682.) What is your favorite scent?: on a me: star on a guy: Eternity (which happenes to be what my hunnie wears, but I liked it before I met him)
683.) Do you eat chocolate?: Yes
684.) Where is your favorite restaurant?: Victors.
685.) What is the best feeling in the world?: Waking up next to the one you love
686.) What is the worst feeling in the world?: A warm seat
687.) Do you like Spongebob?: Not really
688.) Do you think he’s gay?: meh
689.) How about Squidward? meh.
690.) Do you like to make up stupid excuses in school like “I was too busy getting raped by a bull to do my homework”?: meh
691.) Do you do your homework every night?: No
692.) DO you usually get a lot?: meh
693.) "OOOOOO poor baby" << use that phrase a lot?: nah
694.) Have you ever been French kissed by a dog?: no
695.) Have you ever fed a dog or cat out of your mouth?: nah
696.) Ever eaten a doggie biscuit?: yep
697.) Don’t you wish they would make them for humans too?: nah
698.) Where is your second home?: I don’t have a first home
699.) Are dollar stores cool?: They’re alright
700.) How many phone numbers do you have memorized that you don’t need to look up?: Probably about fifteen
701.) Do you wish your teeth would get whiter?: Yes
702.) Can you do the limbo?: I can, yes.
703.) Do you make New Year’s Resolutions?: I don’t think so

Which Friend…
704.) Has the best taste in music?: Jarvis
705.) Has the coolest name?: ‘taku
706.) Has the best taste in movies?: Cheese
707.) Has the nicest hair?: Nikki
708.) Has the fittest body?: Couldn’t tell ya
710.) Has the coolest parents?: Parent’s don’t like me
709.) Do you hang out with most?: Cheese
711.) Lives closest to you?: Cheese
712.) Lives the farthest from you?: Mel
713.) Can you relate to most?: None
714.) Is the best for advice on anything?: Cheese
715.) Can make you laugh the easiest?: Nikki

Word Association!
716.) blow: gum
717.) lollipop: red
718.) obnoxious: fume
719.) cold: heart
720.) hot: dog
721.) smell: looney
722.) car: evil
723.) rain: wkiss
724.) wet: balloon
725.) steamy: hot
726.) bite: shoulder
727.) beer: piss
728.) rock: paper
729.) hard: core
730.) soft: later

OK Here’s the dirty part
731.) Have you ever played a game that required the removal of clothing?: Yes
732.) What’s your favorite place to be kissed?: lips, neck, earlobe, cheek
733.) Are you a tease?: Ha.
734.) Spit or swallow: ehhh

More “Do you”…
735.) Twirl your hair?: no
736.) Hate yourself?: yes
737.) Want to kill yourself?: no
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: Everybloodynight
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: yes
740.) Touch your face a lot?: yes
741.) Watch MTV?: no
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: Yeah
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people’s differences?: meh
744.) Wish you could fly?: of course
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: yes
746.) Read minds?: yes, dammit
747.) Watch wrestling?: No
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: meh
749.) Work out?: nah
750.) Play any sports?: nope.

More Have You Ever…
751.) Gotten a DUI?: No
752.) A speeding ticket?: No
753.) Been in a fist fight?: No
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: nah
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: yes
756.) Held a gun?: yes
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money??: Nah
758.) Been used?: I believe so
759.) Been rejected?: Yes
760.) Experimented with homosexuality?: nope
761.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: No
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: Indeed
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: Yes
764.) Tackled the mailman?: no
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: Many times with Nikki
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: Holy smokes, no
767.) Done crack?: Nope
768.) Done cocaine?: No
769.) Passed out during school?: No
770.) Had unprotected sex?: yes

More Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: yes
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: Portuguese?
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: bah
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB?: bah
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: Yeah, sure
776.) Are baseball games fun?: meh
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: No, 4
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: nope
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: Yes
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: I will be
781.) Do you like U2?: Yeah, they’re alright
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded “I LOVE U2!” and the other person got really confused?: No
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: no
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: No, we've been through this
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: I have
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: I should
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: bigguns
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: When I go for long walks, yeah
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: I’ve only every bought one
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: I think it’s empty right now, the last thing I had in there was my AFI CD
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: I don’t wear underwear
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: nah
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say “pimping popples” instead of “popping pimples”?: no
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: nope
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to “Harder to breathe” or whatever by Maroon 5?: no
796.) Do you pray daily?: yes
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: I will be upset
798.) Are you paranoid?: yes
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: I have
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: Not that I can remember

Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Raph
802.) Power Ranger: The awesome one
803.) Rugrat: meh
804.) Powerpuff Girl: ew
805.) Villain: Unicron

Do You Own…
806.) A cell phone?: yes
807.) A CPR certification card?: yep
808.) A Member’s Only jacket?: nope
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: yes.
810.) A porno?: not currently
811.) A gun?: Nope
812.) A pair of toe socks?: no
813.) A portable DVD player?: Nope
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: Nope
815.) A car?: Yes, but we are currently on a trial separation
816.) A trucker hat?: nah
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: no
818.) A wife beater?: no.
819.) A butcher knife?: no, but my mom does
820.) A pocket knife?: yes
821.) A Rolex?: Nope
822.) A bike?: yep
823.) A thong?: no
824.) A bikini?: no
825.) A speedo (guys)?: no
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: Nope
827.) A drum set?: No
828.) An electric guitar?: No
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: My Tom Savini and Bruce Campbell autographs
830.) Any of the “Rocky” movies?: no

More Random Questions….no they will not stop
831.) Do you have fleas?: no
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: no
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: no
834.) How big is your backyard?: about the size of nothing
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: nah
836.) Hairy chests?: nah
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: depends on the woman
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: no no no
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: broken fists
841.) Are you on any medication?: Yes, but I don’t take them like I should
842.) Do you have asthma?: No
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: No
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: No
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: no
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: The last time I went to Westminster
847.) What is your hair length?: not short enough
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: yes
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: yes
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: no.
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: no
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: no
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: no
854.) What’s your take on the show Judge Judy?: I want to hit her
855.) When did WW2 start?: ‘39
856.) When did it end?: ‘45
857.) What is your nationality?: American
858.) Where did your family come from?: Who knows?
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: Yes
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: Yes
861.) Do you believe in angels?: Yes
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: nah
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: eh, all of it
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like “naked” to get people’s reactions?: No.
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: Hahaha, no
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: No
867.) Aren’t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: no
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: Eh, no one reads them anyway
869.) Do you collect anything?: yes
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: nope
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: yes, it's college
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: I don’t really have any passion for toes
873.) Favorite finger?: I like my thumb
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: none
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: nope
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they’re so sad and stupid?: No
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: No
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: Why not?
879.) Do you grind a lot?: I kill a lot, does that count?.
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: It’s alright
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: no
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: Well, I will be famous, does that count?
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: Me
884.) OK be honest…hows the survey so far?: Tuna off
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: of course
886.) What time is it?: 2;30AM
887.) Do you use the word ‘uber’ a lot?: Welcome to the UBERWORLD!
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don’t?: . . . . .
889.) Can you take a crap in other people’s houses without feeling awkward?: no
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: No, but I clogged a sink with spew
891.) What did you do?: cried
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say “fuck”?: yes
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: no
894.) Do you think it’s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don’t??: meh.
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: Yes, I can
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: ‘hit the fresher’
897.) What does PMS stand for?: Pre-menstrual syndrome
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: no.
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: no
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: 37
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: I can man it up.
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: eh. . .
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: 12.
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: never seen them
905.) How about Good Fellas?: Haven’t seen it.
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: nope
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: of course it does
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: Not that I know of
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed?: I found a bunch dead bodies, though
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: Burkettesyourmomsville
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: fook e’m
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: No
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: No
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: Johnny Bravo is the man
915.) Do you use a calculator?: Only when I have to.
916.) What kind is it?: mathmatic
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: It is convenient
918.) Did you ever have to do a science fair project?: Whoa, and it sucked. It was a model of the solar system
919.) Don’t they suck?: yeah
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: nope
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: no
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: Yes
923.) Are you a racist?: No
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: I eat what I paid for
925.) Do you diet?: no, i've never had to
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: no

Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: what’s a shower?
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: Yes
929.) How often do you wash your face?: every day
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: no
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: no
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: hair?
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: Never have, never will.
934.) Do you cough a lot?: no
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: I cover my mouth
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: yes

Issues
937.) Do you have any type of mental disability?: no
938.) Do you have OCD?: nope
939.) Do you have ADHD?: possible
940.) Are you on any medication for any mental disorder?: Yes I am
941.) Do you suffer from anxiety or depression?: yes, both
942.) Do you get sick really often and for long periods of time?: nah
943.) Have you ever had the chicken pox?: yes
944.) The monkey pox?: No
945.) The mumps?: No
946.) The measles?: No
947.) Did you ever have a hole in your heart?: No

The Last Set of Random Questions
948.) Have you ever been on TV?: no
949.) Have you ever been on the radio?: no
950.) In the newspaper?: no
951.) Have you ever been quoted by anyone at all?: yep
952.) Do you watch Saved By The Bell?: yeah.
953.) Did you cry when Mr. Rogers died?: no
954.) Did you ever see the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: That is an awesome movie
955.) Do you think Frank Zilinski is a moron?: He’s a genius. The man invented a shrinking ray!.
956.) Throw me some Polish names: no
957.) What size shoe do you have?: 12
958.) How many pairs of shoes do you have?: 1
959.) How big is your wardrobe?: small
960.) How much do you weigh?: I’m chunky. . . .
961.) How tall are you?: 5’10’
962.) Do you have cankles?: no
963.) Do you have fat wrists?: no
964.) Fat thighs?: nope
965.) Do you shave your toes?: Nope
966.) Do you shave your legs?: no
967.) How often?: everyday
968.) How about those armpits?: no
969.) Are you a germaphobe?: no
970.) How many legs does an octopus have?: 8
971.) How many legs do you have?: 2
972.) Do you have braces?: Nope.
973.) Are you getting sick of these questions?: I am getting sleepy
974.) Do you snort when you laugh?: Hahaha, sometimes
975.) Do you snore?: According to Nikki I have at times
976.) Do you have your own room?: not anymore
977.) Do you have an overactive bladder?: No
978.) How about an overactive pooper?: ..No.
979.) Have you ever had an out of body experience?: Nope
980.) Do you know who Tim Burton is and/or do you like him?: I do like him, I think he’s a very skilled director
981.) How about Tim Curry?: Yeah, he’s cool
982.) Are you ticklish?: Yes
983.) Do you have a gay uncle?: great uncle, I think
984.) A lesbian aunt?: No, not that I know of
985.) Do you like salad?: Yes
986.) Have you ever been to a Farmers Market?: Nope
987.) Ever been to a pig auction?: nope
988.) Are you artsy: eh, not really
989.) Do you like to eat pie?: meatpie
990.) Do you like to say “no pun intended” for no reason?: Nope
991.) Whats your favorite pie flavor?: steak
992.) Do you like ice cream cake?: I do
993.) Is the glass half empty or half full?: the glass is broken
994.) Who was the Lone Ranger’s, nephew’s, horse?: small
995.) Do you like cheese?: yep.
996.) Do you know Eric Shaun?: He’s a bastard
997.) Do you think that last question was really lame?: yes
998.) Did you think this whole survey was really lame?: Eh, a little
999.) Was it a waste of your time?: probably
1000.) Do you waste a lot of time doing stupid pointless things when you should be doing more important things?: yes
1001.) Do you think too much?: Too damn much