April 2, 2005
Am I a magnet for random sexual behavior?
I swear, I'm like friggen crack for married women.
Posted by Narzack on April 2, 2005 at 05:50 PM | 4 Dropkicked
You know what's hot? When a girl grabs you by the belt loop or waistband and pulls you over to her. That rules. It should happen to me more often.
I got body-checked by a drunk customer.
Weirdest. Weather. Ever. Two days ago it snowed. Today, I walked across the world to pay rent in nothing more than shorts and a T-shirt. What in the world? Oh yeah, and I watched three little second grade girls try to break into a car. That was kinda strange, too.
Pittsburgh is weird.
Alright, whores. Let's get something straight.
Its is possessive. It's is a contraction.
Your is possessive. You're is a contraction.
Ignorant does not mean rude.
Whores.