Entries for April, 2005

I swear, I'm like friggen crack for married women.
Posted by Narzack on April 2, 2005 at 05:50 PM | 4 Dropkicked

You know what's hot?  When a girl grabs you by the belt loop or waistband and pulls you over to her.  That rules.  It should happen to me more often.

 

I got body-checked by a drunk customer.

Currently listening to: The Saga (Remix)
Currently reading: Dark Blood
Currently watching: Trial and Error
Currently feeling: quixotic
Posted by Narzack on April 4, 2005 at 06:49 PM | 5 Dropkicked

Weirdest.  Weather.  Ever.  Two days ago it snowed.  Today, I walked across the world to pay rent in nothing more than shorts and a T-shirt.  What in the world?  Oh yeah, and I watched three little second grade girls try to break into a car.  That was kinda strange, too.

 

Pittsburgh is weird.

Currently feeling: thoughtful
Posted by Narzack on April 5, 2005 at 02:04 PM | 4 Dropkicked

Alright, whores.  Let's get something straight.

Its is possessive.  It's is a contraction.

Your is possessive.  You're is a contraction.

Ignorant does not mean rude.

 

Whores.

Posted by Narzack on April 6, 2005 at 12:33 AM | 4 Dropkicked
I'm not dead yet.
Posted by Narzack on April 23, 2005 at 06:35 PM | 6 Dropkicked
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