Ha, still not dead, suckers.

STOP MAKING VIDEOGAME MOVIES IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I HATE YOU, ANDRRZEI BARTKOWIAK!!! YOU'RE DESTROYING EVERYTHING THAT IS SACRED!!!


WRETCHED!!! I HATE MOVIES!!!!!!!!


And you, too, Uwe Boll. You human stain.

The Deadmines are rough. We tried to take it with a level 19 Paladin, a level 23 Warrior, and a level 20 Priest. Rough, rough, rough. We spent about four hours in there, pulling elites one at a time, if possible. We made it to the room after the Goblin Smithy. But our intrepid little band was just overwhelmed.

And we were tired. But we will not forget about this. We will return, Deadmines. Yes, we will.