I'm playing LotRO. Screw you guys.

I don't know if you guys remember just how totally BA Duke Nukem 3D was. Aliens, cussing, babes, killer one-liners, and totally outrageous ultraviolence. The memories of the unrelenting brutality and asskickery bring a tear to my eye. Two. Maybe even three. I don't think there is anyone worth looking up to more than Mr. Duke Nukem.


p.s. The greatest compliment I received for my writing was: 'Duke Nukem would be proud.'

*tear*