Narzack

A couple thoughts:

Jim Halpert loves Pam Halpert like no man has ever loved another woman.

I won't apologize for being mega excited about Avatar.

I just bought the greatest item in living human history.

Dwight Schrute is superhuman.

Ocarina of Time is still my favorite videogame ever.

I'm very tempted to pre-order Dragon Age: Origins.

Beyond that, it's nice to be employed again.