Narzack

Bit of preface.  I haven’t thought about Mass Effect in a couple years.  Not terribly interested in Andromeda, since Bioware quality has severely declined, and AAAs in general don’t interest me anymore.  And I wait for sales on everything, anyway.  Plus, reviews haven’t been kind. 

Regardless!  I haven’t thought about ME in a while, and out of the blue, my best good friend Matt brings it up.  And commits the cardinal Kyle sin of not only being okay with something I vehemently hate, but also bringing up the fact that I hate it so much.

So, long story short, I am a shit person and I should not care about videogames.  Also, sorry, Matt.

(mild spoilers)

Narzack

So, I’m in a pretty crabby mood right now, what with the terrible connection up here, the lack of sleep, and the failure of that Twine game.  And it’s too dark to read, and the interruption every two minutes kills any momentum I gain.  I’d like to get out of this little funk, so I decided to list all the things that I like less than Doo’s cooking.

With no further ado, here is a list of foods that aren’t as good as my wife’s meals.

• Outback filet
• Spicy chicken from Checkers
• Spicy chicken from Wendy’s
• Double cheeseburger from McDonalds
• Chicken Mcnuggets
• Chicken nuggets from Chick-Fil-A
• Original chicken sandwich from BK
• Five Guys burger
• WHATABURGER
• Dominoes pizza
• A Junior’s Deluxe
• Pizza Joes
• Market Garden breakfast
• Market Garden philly
• Tennessee Truffle biscuits and gravy
• Cheesy Gordita Crunch
• ‘Kesh chili dog
• Sunday chicken from Cracker Barrell
• That weird chicken thing we loved from Cheesecake Factory
• Shepherd’s pie from Raglan Road
• Shepherd’s pie from TooJays
• Rachel from TooJays
• Don Pablos chicken fajitas
• Stuffed chicken marsala from Olive Garden
• Breadsticks and alfredo from Olive Garden
• Sheetz MTO
• Grilled chicken salad from Eat-n-Park
• Chili dog from Steak-n-Shake
• Pepperoni slice from pizza truck
• Hot wings from Wing Zone
• Chicken tender sub from Publix
• Spaghetti Bolognese from Smiling Bison
• Chicken teriyaki from Subway
• Famous philly from Jersey Mike’s
• Texas cheese fries from Chilis
• Chicken and cheese skillet from Fridays
• Chicken philly from JJ’s Seafood
• Shredded beef thing from Habaneros
• Chimichanga from Habaneros
• Pot roast from Golden Corral
• Sushi from Fuji
• Victor’s Lo Mein
• Victor’s General Tso
• Number 31 from Miss Saigon
• Hot sausage from the dog cart
• Burger and hashbrowns from Waffle House
• Chicken philly melt from Dennys.
• Manuel’s on the 28^th.

There’s a little list of food that isn’t as good as my wife’s cooking.  So, basically, lucky me.