I can't explain to you the feeling of reaching for a pistol. And pulling. out. a. Shotgun. It's a glorious experience that few will ever be able to bask in. I very nearly soiled myself.

Why do I mention this, you ask? The reason is very simple. I saw another commercial for House of the Dead. I'm sure most people won't really bother to see it. It looks a bit over stylized, ala Underworld. That doesn't change the fact that it is a videogame movie, from a videogame that is friggin' awesome.

Some might say, 'But Narzack, Tomb Raider was from a game, wasn't it? And Lara Croft was hot!'

Tomb Raider always sucked. That game has never been worth anything. Shut up.

Anyway, back to the important HotD stuff. I will definitely see this bloody movie. It's a stinkin' zombie movie? What was the last zombie movie that sucked? Oh right, that stupid Resident Evil flick. Bah, don't tell me that it was a good movie, because it wasn't. If I'm watchin' a friggin' zombie movie, I want to see sickening amounts of gore. I want to see that woman's head crushed in the elevator, dammit! I curse you, Paul Anderson! You make Event Horizon all kinds of gory, but you couldn't do the same with REZ!!!!

Quit distracting me! I'm trying to talk about HotD. Um. .. so yeah, it's a great game.