This bloody stupid mouse is about to recieve me a couple bullets, courtesy of me and my frustration gun. First off, apparently the wiring connecting the device to the tower is coming loose. This has the effect of causing the stupid mouse to scroll up and down constantly. Lemme tell you, that's wonderful. Especially when I'm about to paste some sucker, shotgun style. My evil mouse kicks in and I switch a knife. The end result?

*swish swish, stab stab*

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!*

*the sound of my body hitting the ground and blood gushing out of my chest, legs, arms, face, neck, and left foot*

*sigh*

Yeah, that sounds bad, I know. Well, bad to a gamer. Not to normal people. But I'm not normal. I'm a bloody gamer. Get over it.

Now, on top of that, the left mouse button isn't working as it should. It's taking on average three, four savagely hard clicks to get it to respond. Needless to say, double-clicking is a pain. Now, when ever I line up some poor sucker to get a bullet in his forehead this is the result:

*. . . . . .*

*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!*

I need a new mouse.