This is getting a little crazy. I think that I can barely hold my head up anymore. Everytime I move my head I feel it being pulled down. This hair must weigh about seven hundred pounds. And apparently, according to my girlfriend, it looks like a helmet. Keeripes. I wish that I could just bloody cut it. I long to just shave all this off and go back to being awesome like I used to be.

Well, let's be honest. I don't think anything could ever take away from my awesomeness. I sometimes forget just how awesome and cool I am. Sometimes I forget how much I rule.

I need to get recording that tells me every two hours how awesome I am.